IM BACK!!

Away!

Dear all (family, friends, colleagues, readers, kids and pondan pondan sekalian, anonymous dan hantu hantu jembalang,

please be informed that I will be away from 24/4/09-28/4/09..hahaha...hari ini aku balik KK yahooooo.....tiket penerbangan yang sudah berkurun ditempah dan hasil pembelian my sis Mimi sebagai pre birthday prezie.....yeah!!!cuti.....tapi kerja di ofis menggunung ganang disebabkan closing date extend lagi...

I'm not sure whether I got the time to update my little black blog....tapi sekiranya tiada apa perubahan di sini, then sudi sudikanlah merindui diriku ini...hahahaha

Bye bye happy holiday to me......XOXO

(lamanya ndak balik kk, first thing first aku mau pigi one borneo, tgk sunset di karambunai, mengacau kucing si mimi...makan ubat, makan ubat, makan ubat, makan ubat, makan ubat...owh sakit jiwa.....makan ubat ibarat bunuh diri...uwekkkk!!!)

Anonymous said...

I stumbled upon this blog as I was working. (a keyword mishap on google; your blog had a word I was looking for and now I regret even starting the entire search)

I must say, your blog kept me reading... simply because this has got to be one of if not THE most annoyingly, self centered, poorly written, self indulgent, "kampung", pretentious, and pathetic blog I have ever seen, till today, of course.

Points to note in the future:

1) Avoid writing in English, when your command is obviously not as strong as you believe it to be.

2) Consider writing about topics people would care about, simply because this is a space for the general public, and your thoughts about yourself, is almost as useless and highly boring, as white bread.

3) I applaud your ability to see a beautiful woman in the mirror, I believe it must be very difficult. But once again, your thoughts on style, fashion and looks is a unique one; one I doubt anybody with half a brain would agree with.

4) The gift of literary prowess is one to be proud of. Though this is something that can be honed, it is not something one can hope to acquire. You do not have this gift, and therefore will never acquire it. You may learn English, or Bahasa, and be a linguist, but a writer, you will never be. If I were you, I would light this blog on fire (metaphorically of course, you probably need your computer to brush up on your many little inadequacies), before you further embarrass yourself.

5) For a person who does not read, you sure as hell put people through great amounts of suffering while reading your "crap". Please, stop the torture, and do something you're good at.... okay, something you're okay at.

6) I am a great supporter of women, as I am one too. I believe in feminist ideals, and believing in your sisters. But, I cannot stand back and watch a member of our sisterhood, treat herself with this much disrespect and ignorance. Believe in who you really are, and shed this mask and costumes of a freak. Embrace who you are. At this point, I am embarrassed to say I have visited such a page.

In not so many words, this blog sucks.

You will probably delete this message before it sees the light of day, but read it. It will do you some good. At least a good laugh. :)

If you do not understand the comments being made,please refer to a dictionary (the thick book with all the words and meanings in them...yup)

Thanks, and I hope to never see this blog again.

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Somebody, who likely to be called as "chicken" put a comment on my blog. I'm glad that she spend her time to write such a long comment eventhough she thinks that I'm writting CRAP. But what the heck...this blog is actually made for me as a remembrance and dedicated to myself for my enjoyments...it's up to the readers whether they like it or not. Cos for me, yes, Im a self centered person, myself comes first...as long as I'm happy...I dont give a damn on others comments...and I'm proud to publish it....

CHEERS!!! :)

My Facebook Profile Pic

After sooooooo...looooongggg....finally, Ive changed my facebook profile photo from

this

to this

bukan apa, MALAS...bukan selalu pun aku ni berfacebook..jarang...antara sebab sebab mengapa I've to change the profile pic :

comments on the old photo:

1.pak yah:gambo ni macam kanak kanak le

2.farina kee:about time

3.Ian Hashim(bukan nama sebenar): u know better which is best for you

4.Zally Shadan: shud...sebab kuning tu gambar

5.gambar kena sakit jaundice tu

hahahahahahahahaha

Comments on the new photo:

1.Ayu Hamiza:spt biase,ko tukar la gambar ape pown, ko tetap gojes...

haahahahahahha

SINTIKIN

read Zurina's blog just now. She mentioned about "sintikin". Kamu tau apa tu sintikin??? nah seperti tertera di gambar atas..itu lah maksud sintikin...aku rasa orang sabah jak guna terms ni...tapi mungkin orang semenanjung called it "calit sket" ..mungkin lah

Tapi lucu kan, dulu masa sekolah selalu buat sintikin, lagi kerap buat sintikin kalau dibandingkan dengan "give me 5" (orang sabah called it "pak").....

kalau budak budak zaman sekarang macam macam lagi di invent diorang, terlampau lah creative..terutama budak budak yang berpeleseran tu..opss sorry lah kalau tersentuh...hahha selalu banding zaman dulu dan sekarang puikkk!!!

Anyway, I enjoyed my childhood banyak kenangan pahit yang memberi makna .....hmmmm...

Lunch Treat from My Kak Itok

Today, 19th April 2009, Sunday, kami 3 beradik spend time together gether di Plaza Hartamas. Ageda utama kak itok belanja lunch sempena my birthday...so I pick The Coast, makanan ala ala Chilis but in a smaller portion. Kak Itok order Trio and Nachos for me, amoi pulak mengintuk...maklumlah baru balik YOGA.

Lepas lunch, nafsu terasa macam mau memerut lagi sekali, so Kak Itok said after walking around the mall, mau ber dessert lah pulak,,,,,so agree jak lah

Finally, we decided to have our dessert here.....memang dari rumah lagi kak itok mau ke sini, I dont understand why...

Dessert Bar, setting ok, tapi makanan belum cuba lagi

Inilah pilihan kami, Rm28 plus 1 jug of Ice Lemon Tea

testing untuk berchocolate fondue (klu cheese lagi enak kan)

nampak macam enak, tapi rasa cam biasa jak, biasalah dalam gambar jak chantek

anyway, something new, but overall biasa jak lah,,,,ndak payah datang lagik!!

Travel with Style

Saja jak mau meng gewdik santai dengan bagasi ku ini..hahaha...

My Birthday Prezie

This would be the best part, I would like to share with you, my birthday prezie, susunan adalah mengikut masa penerimaan...huhu

Teddy Bouquet from Nora

Kain baju from Azie

soft toy from Ezra

CD Lipstick from Ejump (my wishlist)

Teddy Bear from My D1 Team

Bouquet from Iz JB

Naraya Cosmetics Bag from Janice

Bouquet with balloons from Alex (wishlist)

Body Shop from GEP Dept (wishlist)

Another Teddy Bear but bigger from Suzie

pink fluffy pillow from Adil (wishlist)

Choc from Murni

another choc from Dasan Boy

Mug with my face on it!!! wow from Shahrol

Singing Barney from Abg Nazir (look how huge it is)

Speechless-From Yaya

kaftan from Che Yati (wishlist)

Another Body Shop from Alimi (Wishlist)

tafsir Al-Quran from Ayurina (wishlist)

Accesories Holder - From Yusnita (wishlist)

Charm Bracelete from Mama Feli (wishlist)


phone casing and teddy keychain from Wanie

hmmmm...belum cukup quota, cos adalah lagi yang on the way...nanti akan diblogkan ok...anyway thanks for the wishes and prezie...

muah muah

My Surprise Birthday Party

11th April 2009, Saturday

Chilis KLCC

7pm

Dear all,

Thank you for making things happen, I'm glad to have you as my friends, Im so freaking happy...

Love, hugs & kisses....Elsa

sebelum masuk, ambik gambar family dulu....

lama sangat menunggu, bosan jugak..

pabila mendapat makanan, semuanya terdiam

golongan hawa yang turut serta di malam itu

anak anak lelaki harapan bangsa

sessi bukak hadiah, memang menyeronokkan

tambahan pulak ada kejutan, haaaa...perkara yang memalukan berlaku pabila, kami membayar bil, kedengaran suara pelayan restoran menyanyi lagu birthday sambil membawa kek. Aku cuma menjeling menandakan dengki dan cemburu, sehingga tanpa disedari rupanya aku bersuara "kenapa aku takda camtu?"

Budak budak cuma memandang simpati, akan tetapi, semakin lama pelayan itu menghampiri ke meja kami dan everybody starts to sing...wah!! aku punya rupanya hahahahaha....sponsored by Murni (my mentor), Haagen Dasz Chocolate Macademia Nut

oh, maaf, aktiviti meniup lilin tdak dapat digambarkan sekali lagi kerna, terlalu banyak paparazi ntah dalam camera siapa, tapi aktiviti menyuap adalah...sedap jugak kek ice cream ni...nyum nyum

secara overall, sangat menggembirakan dan penuh dengan kezutan, bak kata shahrol "birthday of the year" ....kiranya another 50 things to do in 2009 dapat disempurnakan, yakni...surprise birthday party and appreciation from staffs.....thanks

XOXO

My Birthday Dinner

I've mentioned earlier that my staffs will only celebrate my birthday on 11th only. Poor me, sad, lonely, attention seeker...membawa diri dan menunggu kalau kalau ada orang want to have some fun that nite...but nope...I guess everybody was thinking that I might going out with someone special...dowh!!!! Akan tetapi, mujur ada Abang Muda (bukan nama sebenar), muncul dan menjadi rescuer of the day....Abang Muda, a friend of Kak Itok, offered me dinner that nite, and so I choose Bubba Gump, baru lah teringat, rupanya last year pun ada birthday dinner with the girls there....and drinking the blue lime juice with the blinking glass. Ahaks!!

It was an ordinary dinner, not much to tell, after dinner just go back home straight, very tiring cos tomolo need to work...what a boring birthday dinner I have.....huhhhhh.....(but at least got orang belanja...so sweet..tx abang muda)

Happy Birthday to ME

10th April 2009, akhirnya, aku berjaya mencecah usia 28 tahun, walaupun wajahku kelihatan sangat muda jika dibandingkan dengan usia sebenar (uwekkk!!) Biasalah, pabila menjangkau ambang 30-an, kita akan diserang sindrom sindrom perasan muda dan takut agen penuaan. Kalau agree please sms ON AGREE to my blog. haahaaha

Seperti tahun tahun sebelumnya, aku begitu excited bangun pagi, dengan penuh kesyukuran kepadaNya kerna memberikan aku peluang untuk menginjak di bumi yang nyata ini. HAHAHA..memilih tema putih hari itu, dan telah berjanji dengan bebudak lain untuk menyahut cabaran kelahiran semula, dengan niat hati yang suci murni. hmmmmm...dimotivasikan lagi dengan sms dari keluarga yang tersayang, kawan kawan, colleagues, ex staffs dan staff yang diwarnai dengan doa doa.

Setibanya di ofis, aku disambut macam pelajar AF yang lulus dengan cemerlang. Berdepan dengan PC berjenama HP, sambil membaca Biz Times untuk menjana minda, meneguk air milo kurang gula, melabuhkan bontot di kerusi berwarna biru, lalu my ex staff, Kalidas, come and visit me...dialog seperti berikut:

Kalidas: Gud morning miss, happy birdteday (dengan nada perawan)

Me: Gud Morning Kalidas, thank you very much! Finally I'm 21 years old today!

Kalidas: Miss, just want to tell you that today no celebration, tomoro only, together with all the surprises...(actually diorang sudah kantoi cos all the planning they all save in the share folder where I can access..so sweet)

Me:tomoro!!!????!!! what do you mean????!!!! (aku berdrama) I dont dress like this for nothing OKAY!!!! #@$^&&%$

Kalidas:no, no miss...tomoro miss, we promise, tomoro everything is verrrryyy nice....got surprises but you have to wait...

Me: Kalidas, my birthday is today, tomoro is some1 else's birthday...watever la...u go back la.....

(konon merajuk mintak puji lah)

Aku bukanlah merajuk sangat pown...saja buat drama di pagi hari...tapi memandangkan aku baru transfer to GEP, dan kelihatan collection result sedang mengengsot-engsot, aku saja ingin mempreasure kan diri cos takut complacent. It doesnt mean that today is my birthday, and I dont have to do my work. WORK IS STILL WORK!!!

belum sampai sebulan aku berada di GEP, tapi true colours sudah bersemarak....MEMBEBEL itu hobi aku...membebel sorang sorang di depan PC.

"haiiii....takkan lah benda macam ni pun ndak bulih buat, berapa kali aku udah suruh buat, tak buat buat jugak! bila aku cakap korang cakap aku membebel, bila aku membebel korang cakap aku jahat...bila aku jahat...macam macam boleh berlaku....collection result pun macam haram, berapa kali aku mau cakap, pepatah melayu berkata bersusah susah dahulu bersenang senang kemudian, tapi korang ni, terbalik, bersenang senang dahulu bersusah susah kemudian, sekarang tengok result gini baru lah kelam kabut, terkedek kedek terkepot kepot"

%^&()_+_(*&%$@!@#$%^&*())(*&^%$#@!#$%^&*()(*&^%

MEMBEBEL

MEMBEBEL

MEMBEBEL

tiba tiba, kedengaran, suara gadis gadis melayu berlatarkan suara berhalkum menyanyikan lagu kebangsaan Happy Birthday...aik, macam staffs aku..tapi ada orang lain birthday ka hari ni??? aik..kenapa staffs aku tidak buat calling including my Team Leaders...aik???? diorang come towards me sambil membawa cake siap lilin 28 batang...semarak api membara

Tiba-tiba, darah melayu kampung aku menular disekitar tubuhku. Tolong! what shud I do. I look at the other Unit Head seating beside me..."kak zu, apa ni??? aku kena buat apa??" ehhh , aku terkepot kepot macam siput babi terkena garam. Aku cuak, semangat membara, gemuruh jiwa...selama 3 tahun berkhidmat di company Jepun ini, aku tidak pernah berhadapan with this situation. I looked at my boss, dia cuma tersenyum kambing di depan pcnya sambil menahan keegoannya. owhhh....itu menandakan dia tidak kisah...

setibanya my staffs at my cubicle, aku cuma mampun tersenyum, sifat kebudakan ku terserlah, my respond "untuk saya ka?" my staffs just nod

"hah!! nyanyi lagi sekali"

kerna rasa kurang puas hati dengan nyanyian yang samar samar tadi, aku meminta my staffs to sing me one more time macam Paula Abdul.

Walau apa pun, aku rasa terharu, cos I think its too early for them to accept me as their Unit Head, even Unit Head di Credit Card pun tidak pernah diber surprise sebegini. Dengan kelam kabut aku meniup 28 bijik lilin yang terpacak itu, dan aku sempat buat wish yakni "to change GEP, to provide better environment to my staffs"

sessi memotong kek

a small gift from D1 GEP

keadaan cubicle di hari itu

anyway, thanks for all your wishes....