Happy Birthday Mummy

Announcing my Mum's 57th birthday, 22nd September 1951

Happy Birthday to you,

Happy Birthday to you,

Happy Birthday to Mummy,

Happy Birthday to you......

today is also Alex's, (my luvly CTB bro) birthday as well

and other famous celebrities:

Tom Felton: Best known as Draco Malfoy, rival wizard of Harry Potter

Joan Jett: Lead singer of the Blackhearts on "I love rock n roll"

Andrea Bocelli: Internationally famous operatic tenor, blind since age 12

Menu Ramadhan

Udah 4 hari umat Islam berpuasa termasuk diriku ini. Tapi bagi aku, puasa itu tidak lengkap tanpa juadah kegemaran aku setiap tahun. oh....bila agaknya aku dapat menyantap juadah ini.

Cuba tengok laporan diet harian aku:

1 Ramadhan, Isnin
Nasi lemak, lauk kerang dan ayam dara goreng
Singkong
Cheese Cake
Cucur Udang
Air Ribena

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2 Ramadhan, Selasa
Nasi Goreng
Sardin & Sambal Terung
Popiah
Teh Si Ais Super Kaw

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3 Ramadhan, Rabu
Nasi putih
Telur dadar
Bergedil
Sardin
Murtabak ayam
Teh Si Ais Super Kaw

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Nah ini pulak...juadah tahunan aku yang belum sempat dibedal tahun ni...yum yum...

Nasi kerabu yang sedap mesti ada solok, telur masin, ikan goreng dan jugak daging bakar

walaupun murtabak sedang didapati dimana-mana, namun murtabak yang paling enak adalah murtabak jawa

Ini pulak Lee Chee Kang, sesuai diminum ketika berbuka, kerna bisa menghilangkan panas dalam..mmmmm nyaman (Hidangan akan lebih sedap jika mengandungi hirisan buah pala, mata kucing kering dan nata de coco)

Kalau larat....cendol pun sedap jugak....tapi pastikan kamu dapati dari kedai mamak, baru lah umpphh!!!

nah, kalau tidak gemar sejuk..cuba pulak Tau Fu Fa suam suam kuku, lagi enak yang ada gula merah...hmmmm..letak sikit gula halia untuk buang angin

Kuih-muih kegemaran ku pulak, kaswi, tepung pelita, kuih cara dan cara berlauk
So hari ni, apa plak menu berbuka aku?.....

SMS Tersentap

Sebelum berbuka puasa

(Nazir) dek nak gi mana? tak jadi lah..sharol tak pegi

(El Sarimah) ha????tak bgtau pon......apsal tak bgtau awal???? habis tu????

(Shahrol) Nak pergi. Tp yaya xnak pergi..Aidil pun x. Td dah soh yaya bg taw. Arini xblh kot.Ampun

(Yazid) Org nak bgth btol2. Tp mem mcm nak malu kan org. Slamat pose jgk.. Skg tren wat hanjing!

(El Sarimah) Ya sbb tu aku ckp klu ko malukan aku dpn org lain ko seronok. Bila part aku ko nak sentap plak. dah la aku tension dgn perangai korg masing2.Ape benda kemahuan korang dturut. Time aku semua salah

(Adil) mem sowi tak dapat join.

(El Sarimah) tak payah sori2.lain kali bgtau besok je

(Yazid) Skg kt ne. Abg nazir mn?

(El Sarimah) Kt ofis la.Bila 530pm br bgtau. Nape x bgtau besok je. Sama je kan. dah lah makruh puasa aku. Dean pun buat hal.

(Yazid) Em.. sume nk mara. xpe la. Mara la

(El Sarimah) Aku x marah. aku x pernah marah. Aku ckp aku tension pasal respon korg kat aku

(Yazid) Em. Ari sabtu la buke ramai2.. ari ni bk pose kt jalanan. tren bwt hal..

Lalu.....Dylan meredakan suasana dengan meminjamkan buah dada nya untuk dijadikan bantal untuk El Sarimah mengesat air mata...huhu

Besarkan buah dadanya

Selepas berbuka puasa

(Nazir) Dek, katne? abg baru habis duit RM22 beli moonkek. tak dapat diskaun pun..kalau beli 2 tak dapat diskaun.......(merapu, membebel, merepek !@#$%^&*)

(Yazid) Mem da buke?

(El Sarimah) Da ya.Mkn nasi goring je. Skrg otw blk. ko?

(Yazid) Kt umah da. Jgn sdh2..Nant ari sabtu ke. Plan btol2..Br kt buke sm2

(El Sarimah) Em

(Shahrol) Kdg2 org laen xdpt rase ape yg kite rase. Bkn semua rase blh dikongsi...skrg ni aku rase bersalah, rase lapar pun ade. Maafkan kami.. :(

More Photo Fun

Friends, if your photo is not here, please dont get so freaking pissed ok...will update some more in the future....

Smack That - Kuala Lumpur

Smack That - Kuala Lumpur 28th August 2008, Thursday. Memandangkan aku off yesterday, aku bercita2 tinggi untuk datang awal ke pejabat hari ini. Lagi pun, aku telah menanam azam baru dalam diriku untuk datang awal ke pejabat..cos majikan aku menyatakan agak sukar untuk aku dipromote kerna attitude ku yang kurang memberangsangkan dari segi punctuality.

Akan tetapi, misi aku gagal hari ini. Aku keluar rumah pukul 7:30am sebelum itu aku singgah sebentar di Citibank untuk membuat pembayaran kredit kad ku, maklumlah, aku good paymaster yang enjoy interest tahunan sebanyak 15%. Setibanya di Jalan Duta, keadaan lalulintas merangkak-rangkak atau pun yang sering kedengaran di siaran radio hitz.fm bumper to bumper. Walau bagaimana pun, aku berada dalam keadaan yang tenang, kerana awal lagi.

Setibanya aku di simpang hendak menuju KTM, oh rupanya ada road blocked, aku terpaksa mencari jalan yang lain. Aku memilih alternatif lain iaitu Bangsar, malang tidak berbau....keadaan lalulintas semakin hangat...oh tidak.....jam hampir pukul 8:50am. 8:50am adalah waktu keramat aku untuk melapor diri ke pejabat. Laluan hanya di buka ke Jalan Kuching....oh tidak.....Jalan Kuching pulak udah bertukar menjadi Jalan Hanjing!!!!! What the F is going on?????

Dengan tidak semena-menanya, Gen2 aku yang bernama Charlie pun menuju ke Jalan Sentul...argh....lega sikit kaki aku...namun aku bertekad, sekiranya Goblock berada di depan ku, aku akan mengambil half day EL dan pergi ke salun rambut untuk mengubati tekanan yang ku alami.Oh....nampaknya tekad ku dimakbulkan. Akibat road block di Maju Junction, aku terpaksa membelokkan Charlie ke Sogo....oh.....keadaan lalulintas bukan lah merangkak tetapi....!@#$%^ aku terkandas until 10:15am....so aku pun pergilah Ampang Park for my cut and wash. wahhhh lega seketika.

Selesai, aku pun pergi ke Low Yatt, tujuan utama untuk membeli charger laptop aku yang udah usang...oh payah jugak mencari....namun aku dapat jugak akhirnya dengan harga RM90 dan mendapat diskaun menjadi RM80.Sambil itu, aku pun menyurvey HP idaman aku iaitu iPhone. Wah...sekarang dah keluar versi 3G rupanya....apabila aku tanya achai kat kedai tu...dia pun menekan sempoa nya dan menunjukkan nilai 3699....oh what da fu fa fi fa fu...RM3699...bapok mahal siot...lalu aku berfikir....berbaloi kah kita untuk memakai sebuah hp yang senilai dengan harga sebuah laptop???

Ohhhh wahai sang iphone...adakah engkau kan jadi milikku????Dan berbalik kepada cerita asal, setibanya di pejabat...Manager ku bertanya kepada ku, apa yang telah berlaku??? aik???? is there any communication among you guys in the office???? hellllooooo........ katanya, lain kali jangan buat lagi...wah apa kau ingat aku sukak kah??????hmmm Kuala Lumpur, Kuala Lumpur...its so unpredictable........kita tengok petang nanti....kalau hujan...akan berlaku situasi seperti ini jugak, kerna....the citizens sangat teruja melihat air hujan yang mengalir ke longkang....welcome to Kuala Lumpur...save the cheerleader save the world.

The Cover Girl

Hey, check it out

cool rite..you can find it at http://www.magmypic.com/

Elsa-The Brand

Wow, this is cool. Have you ever google your name before? Do try and see the results.

The Painting:

The Movie:

The mattress:

Elsa is a Swiss family operated company which produces a wide variety of high quality mattresses and pillows. Elsa mattresses and pillows are made from the company’s proprietary foam (elsa-Mineralschaum©) which helps distribute one’s weight more evenly for maximum comfort. In addition to being ergonomic in their design, Elsa mattresses are also made with a nod to the environment. The brand’s web site states: “elsa mineral foam (elsa-Mineralschaum©) is completely heat recyclable and does leave any toxic residues, thus entering the cycle of nature.”This particular advertisement was being distributed at a pharmacy in Geneva, Switzerland.

The Technology:

For more than 20 years now, ELSA has been developing, producing and marketing PC peripheral equipment for computer graphics and data communications. Have emerged from an intensely competitive environment in Germany to take a leading position in almost all of the market segments covered by the company as a result of this consistency in their orientation. Their products enjoy worldwide acclaim and are successfully marketed in Asia and Europe. ELSA emerged from its roots at the well accepted Technical University of Aachen in 1980.

Some of the products:

ELSA, a computer products provider, launched her latest 8500 series 3D game card – ELSA GLADIAC 850GT 256B3 2DT. Advanced NVIDIA G86 GPU running with powerful 256MB GDDR3 Memory enhance ELSA GLADIAC 850GT 256B3 2DT your great solution for 3D and high definition video applications.

Elsa Antwerp:

The first collection started with season autumn-winter 2007 – 2008.The label is a collaboration between Els Proost, Belgian ex-shoe and accessories designer for Dries Van Noten, Emporio Armani, Maison Martin Margiela - and Angelo Penazzato, Italian ex-shoe producer for several famous labels such as Costume National, Hussein Chalayan, Angelo Figus and many more. The northern creativity with the southern know-how and input makes a good match which shows in the collections. Craftsmanship and comfort are major points but then in combination with a fashionable amusing twist.

some of the products:

The Security System:

Elsa Security Ltd.Security Office,
Darndale-Belcamp,Village Centre,Dublin 17.
Phone: (01) 867 8856Fax: (01) 867 8697Mobile: 086 809 1341

Bags:

A great carryall tote.

With four inside pockets and two outside pockets, Elsa is sure to carry all your stuff. Outside material is a purple stripe. Inside lining is a fun purple chalkboard print. Elsa measures about 10” high by 14” wide. Handle measures 10” long. Has four 6” x 6” pockets on the inside and two 8” x 8” pockets on the outside. Elsa sells for $45.00 plus shipping.

Marc Jacob:

Marc Jacobs Elsa Woven Leather Bag

The design behind the Marc Jacobs Elsa Woven Leather Bag is to give a elegant feel with a fun touch, intertwining gold chain link with red leather on the shoulder strap for elegance with red woven leather on the body for fun. This handbag is large, sporting 16″W x 15″H x 4″D dimensions. This means the bag will overpower you and your outfit most likely. Not to mention the beautiful chain link shoulder strap will begin to dig in on your shoulder because of the weight. It still is beautiful, but just not as practical. Not to mention expensive! Very expensive at Net A Porter for $2850.

The rich and famous:

Elsa Peretti’s designs for Tiffany & Co. are aways stunning, with fluid lines and a classic feminine allure. Keira Knightley wears her Elsa Peretti Pendant with EVERYTHING! Available on the Tiffany & Co. website for $595, this 18k gold pendant sits on a 16″ chain. Simple and elegant by itself or perfect to layer. Of course the little blue box that it comes in isn’t bad either… who doesn’t LOVE that box?!

Some of the collections:

Elsa Pataky-Actress

Date of Birth

18 July 1976, Madrid, Spain

Birth Name

Elsa Lafuente Medianu

Height

5' 3½" (1.61 m)

Trivia

Her mother is of Hungarian and Romanian descent and her father is Spanish.

Her mother's surname Pataky is Hungarian and means "someone who lived near a creek".

She enjoys roller blading, snowboarding, and riding horses.Can speak Spanish, French, English, Romanian and Italian.

Elsa Benitez-Model

Date of Birth

8 December 1977, Hermosillo, Sonora, Mexico

Height

5' 10" (1.78 m)

Trivia

Married to ex-NBA star Rony SeikalyOne of the world's top fashion models.

Ranked #24 in Stuff magazine's "102 Sexiest Women in the World" (2002).

Her modeling career was given a boost when she became a favorite model of noted fashion photographer Steven Meisel.

Ranked #7 in Ask Men's "99 Most Desirable Women"(2005).

Elsa Schneider-Actress (Indiana Jones)

In 1938, Schneider, a rising star in the Nazi party, was assigned the task of retrieving the Holy Grail for Hitler. With the help of American industrialist Walter Donovan, she enlisted the unwitting assistance of Grail scholar Dr. Henry Jones, Sr., becoming his lover as well. In Venice, Henry became aware of her true motives, and Schneider had him taken to the Castle of Brunwald on the German-Austrian border for interrogation. Schneider and Donovan then attempted the same ruse on Jones' son Indiana, himself an archaeologist of some repute.

Animal Planet:

What A Boring Day

Apa yang akan berlaku apabila anda meletakkan HP merata2 tempat????

secara tiba2 akan ada model2 tak laku yang mengaku bahawasanya mereka ini yang terhangat di pasaran...

sehinggakan orang yang dah kawin pun nak campur tangan..aahhh sungguh tak malu

apabila tuan punya HP (Ezra-bukan cerita samaran) sayup kelihatan, maka dengan itu mereka masih berani untuk menangkap gambar...bawah meja pun jadik lah

Model murahan itu dikenali sebagai Mek Elisa dan Nok
(nama pun tak boleh cari makan)

Alamak!!!! terlebih sudah...

hehe...sorry boss...for the unproductivity day....
moral of the story....JANGAN SIMPAN HP BERSEPAH!!!!